What career would best suit me for my weird ideas?

-i'm 20, and not sure what job/ career would suit me?

i always coming up with funny/weird/random ideas, and jokes. people told me that i showed write a book, or something creative. here's one of my ideas



* Bret Michaels paying me 5000 pesos to suck his di$ck.

* 6'6 shemale zombie that has a six pack, medium size boobs, and marilyn monroe wiq. he kills and rapes the victim.

* An employee about to go on lunch on the break room. he opens the door, and he caught his boss having sex with his gay friend, the boss says " hey whats up, man", and his gay friend is sniffing cocaine on the table at the same time.

* a big drug dealer stopping by in his cool, big truck, and trying impress the ladies. all of a sudden when he accelerates the truck, the ice chest falls in the ground, the ice chest opens up, and there's the cocaine on the street.



that's one of them, but i have way more than that, that are similar.I don't find any of those amusing. But why not take a theater class?Not funny. At all.

You should just go work at a caf茅 or something and quit doing lame jokes as a method of procrastinating.