What career would best suit me for my weird ideas?

-i'm 20, and not sure what job/ career would suit me?

i always coming up with funny/weird/random ideas, and jokes. people told me that i showed write a book, or something creative. here's one of my ideas



* Bret Michaels paying me 5000 pesos to suck his di$ck.

* 6'6 shemale zombie that has a six pack, medium size boobs, and marilyn monroe wiq. he kills and rapes the victim.

* An employee about to go on lunch on the break room. he opens the door, and he caught his boss having sex with his gay friend, the boss says " hey whats up, man", and his gay friend is sniffing cocaine on the table at the same time.

* a big drug dealer stopping by in his cool, big truck, and trying impress the ladies. all of a sudden when he accelerates the truck, the ice chest falls in the ground, the ice chest opens up, and there's the cocaine on the street.



that's one of them, but i have way more than that, that are similar.I don't find any of those amusing. But why not take a theater class?Not funny. At all.

You should just go work at a caf茅 or something and quit doing lame jokes as a method of procrastinating.

Youtube help anyone : )?

-i have an mp3 file i want to upload to youtube however youtube does not support mp3 files. if i go to onetruemedia.com and edit it will it then post to youtube? Like if make a picture slide show or lyrics or something?If you have Windows Movie Maker just create a video with the song in it and upload to Youtube. That's what I usually do.

Why do normal users on the internet make better music than the corporations?

-I've noticed that a lot of music made by users on Youtube and Newgrounds tends to be better than a lot of music out there today. Is there any reason why that is, I mean copyrights or something like that? Or is it because they just don't get what we really want?I know what you mean. I think it's because the users on YouTube and Newgrounds are more passionate about music than the giant corporations. But that's just my opinion o_O

What color shirt are u wering rite now?

-Purple with a white cami that has paint splatters all over it.Purple with a white cami that has paint splatters all over it.That question was mangled, are we spelling-averse?
A white Tommy Hilfiger Tee.
Im not wearing a shirt:)



Bom chicka wow wow
Blue
Black (:
White
Red
Purple.
blue with white

How early should we leave for Harry Potter and deathly hallows part 2?

-Im going this friday (premiere) for 6:50 pm and I live in a city with a population of 480,000 and there are 3 theatres in total in my town. how early should we be there to get good seats?

Fun things to say on helium?

-my friends and i have tons of helium balloons. Things to say? "what are you lookin at, *****" "follow the yellow brick road" and "HEY ITS FREEEEDDDDD" have already been done.,The lyrics to "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-LotStop inhaling helium cuz it seems to be killing all ur brain cells since u can't think of random words.
can't say that in words coz everything would be fun.
I would think singing anything would be fun.

I want to talk to British people?

-talk to me British people!haha,

Im British (from London) - but you gotta be careful - we may have the accent - but I wouldnt say we are the sexiest people in the world!

I actually love the American accent. Which part are you from?Tell me why first